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Game over. Pizza Hut Middle East wins.
Per the Pizza Hut Middle East’s Crown Crust Carnival commercial, the Crown Crust Burger is made with “perfectly grilled mini-cheeseburger gems, nestled in golden crown crust.” This is already silly because if you want a burger, just order a burger. (And if you want a pizza, you’re not going to order this.) But it doesn’t stop there. The beef-bejeweled crust is then topped with more beef, lettuce, tomato, and Pizza Hut’s “special sauce.” It’s not even pizza anymore. It’s a large burger-cradling bread with a deconstructed version of itself in the middle.
And if Pizza Hut in the Middle East winning weren’t enough, well did you know that the Frog supplies restaurants in Dubai, Saudi, Egypt and other Middle Eastern Countries with restaurant equipment and wholesale bulk order parts? One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment has sales staff that speak English, Spanish, Arabic, German and Pirate… not so good on the pirate tongue but we’ve watched enough Johnny Depp Pirates of the Caribbean we like to think we can pull it off… We also supply the Islands, and South America, too. And if you want to get pushy about it we would probably be able to supple the North and South Pole (please I’ve been waiting to take that order from the North Pole)
One Fat Frog • 11473 S. Orange Blossom Trail • Orlando, FL • 407-480-3409