It’s true. Not only does the One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment staff of in-house technicians clean, refurbish, and test all of the used commercial restaurant equipment that comes into the warehouse, but they also make sweet, sweet love to it. Sweet love is the only kind of love our technicians know how to deliver. What does sweet love consist of?
Our technicians wear only the highest quality silk shirts and most expensive velour under garments. When it’s time to make sweet love to a piece of used restaurant equipment, our technicians put on Keith Sweat’s Greatest Hits on compact disc. The lights will be dimmed and rare candles from the sexiest parts of the earth are lit. These candles burn strong. The combination of silk, Sweat, and scented candles helps the used restaurant equipment to relax. During this moment of relaxation, a technician wipes away any unwanted dirt from the surface of the restaurant equipment with exotic bird feathers. This will feel good.
But seriously, Boss Frog caught one of our in-house technicians rocking out while cleaning up a glass door cooler today. At one point he appears to be humping it out like Bobby Brown. This act was caught on video. If you want to see this erotic man-on-machine display, head into the One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment warehouse and just ask. We’d be happy to accommodate you, girl.
One Fat Frog • 11473 S. Orange Blossom Trail • Orlando, FL • 407-480-3409