Dear Mr. IT Guy,
I know we’re only coworkers, but I have to say the girls in the office are missing you. It’s not because you always get us lunch (we ate today without your assistance- you would be proud of us!), it’s not because we like filching candy from your stash, and it’s not because we like it when you laugh quietly at our jokes. So, that being said we do miss you.
But now I have to admit. Don’t take this as cheating, but tomorrow there is a NEW Mr. IT GUY in town. Well, actually it’s the old school Mr. IT GUY, or maybe we’ll call him Mr. OG IT GUY (Mr. Old Guy IT Guy). Now Mr. OG IT GUY is pretty easy to get along with. He loves being on the telephone with technical services and talking about Macs, he doesn’t drink Arizona Ice Tea… and he works Thanksgiving Holiday.
We are not sure Mr. OG IT GUY has pirating abilities of your stature, so you may be safe on this vacation… but just be warned, there’s another IT GUY sitting in your cubicle this week. Let’s just see if he can get food for the girls in the office…that’ll teach you to take time off, we might be able to hunt and gather on our own without you in the future.
Signed, your office friends
- 2416 Sand Lake Rd, Orlando, FL 32809 • (407) 480 – 3409 •