So Mr. Bossman just starts telling Mr. IT Guy… “hey, you who stole my power strip, where is my …”
And another person in the office tries to rat out Mr. IT Guy <don’t worry Mr. IT Guy, I have your back> , “nah, he stole your chair, Mr. Bossman.”
Mr. Bossman now says, “what? you stole my chair, no wonder it was set differently.”
Well, let me set that story straight, because you know he didn’t actually steal the chair.
It was another chair he stole. He is now calling it creative procurement. Mr. IT Guy is now the proud owner of a maroon chair with lumbar support and multiple adjustments for back, arms, bottom, reclining and height. He had no need for Mr. Bossman’s chair, he has a beautiful one he already procured.
But let me tell you, Mr. IT Guy is swift. He does it quietly when folks are away in the restroom. And then he’s very smart about it. He doesn’t smile, he doesn’t laugh, he just smoothly drinks his <drumroll please> Arizona Ice Tea.
Just another day at One Fat Frog Restaurant Equipment- can I say we sadly sold the Arizona Ice Tea cooler that Mr. IT Guy was was eyeing? He asked me what the employee discount was on equipment. Can you imagine going to his home… errr shrine to everything Arizona Ice Tea ? I imagine that cooler might be in the center of the kitchen with a large spotlight on it and angelic music playing in the background.
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