Imagine, there’s one question the universe could ask itself. It could be anything from “How do we end global warming?” to “How do we reach world peace?” These are no doubt great questions but I think the universe would end up asking something a little different. It would go something like, “What is Halloween like at One Fat Frog?” Well, universe, today is your lucky day. I have the answers and intend to share.
Halloween is basically the best day ever here. Let me take you on a journey. I drove to work today listening to Bohemian Rhapsody, as I do each day, to prepare myself for the day. I got close to hitting that one high note (you know what im talking about). My day was getting brighter by the second. I got to work and immediately knew today was going to be one for the ages. Not only was it my birthday, but I smelt pumpkin cupcakes. I knew they were somewhere in the vicinity. Just as I was about to sniff my way to success, our receptionist brings one over to me. I just about lost it all there but had to keep my composure.
I then began to notice the various costumes around me. We had a Hello Kitty Day of the Dead (pictures will be provided no worries), a witch, nerd, bounty hunter, vampire, surfer, construction worker and more. One of our employees is even wearing leather chaps! How he got in those is the question on all of our minds. I once tried on leather pants and broke out into the biggest sweat of my life.
There’s also a candy bowl at reception I’ve been eyeing for a good 30 minutes. It’s time to explore.
