I had heard about one of the frog technicians making the most delicious salads known to man. Sometimes things are just talk and are easy to brush off, but anytime they are related to food I can’t turn a blind eye. I knew I would have to check this out for myself. I approached the supposed salad-maker and asked “so I hear you throw down a good salad?” He whispered, “Find me at lunch”. Chills ran down my spine in anticipation of what I knew would just blow my salad lovin mind.
I met the technician and was handed a salad with shrimp, steak, bacon, eggs, tomatoes, onions and more. It was really the works. When I took the first bite, taste buds exploded. It didn’t even need salad dressing. WHEN IS THIS EVER A THING? IV’E NEVER NOT NEEDED SALAD DRESSING FOR A SALAD. Caps is so necessary for the previous statement. Lunch came, and sadly went way too quickly. I will forever long for that salad. It was seriously SO GOSHDARN GOOD. I want you to know I never think it’s appropriate to use the word goshdarn if you’re younger than 80. It’s just weird but oddly so appropriate at the moment….
long live that salad.