I have been ostracized. Yesterday, all the Frogs planned on wearing baby blue shirts to work today. When this was announced, I began to do a mental reconstruction of my wardrobe. There was no baby blue to be found. I began to get nervous, but didn’t let it show. I just smiled while internal conflict began to take over me. I got home and my suspicions were confirmed. There was no baby blue. There were no types of blues. I began to feel BLUE (nice one).
Fast forward to this morning…when I got dressed I decided maybe blue jeans would suffice. They didn’t. Many jokes have already been made. I will update this post as the day goes on. This is just the beginning.
-One Sad Frog
Update: HR has made note of this employee concern. You remain eligible for 401K. Should you need use of our Employee Assistance Program the only counseling available at this time is at the water cooler… wait, we don’t have one. It is of importance to note while failing to dress for baby blue day is not the end of the earth, FSU Noles day is of importance. Please make sure you have adequate time to arrange for this wardrobe necessity.
PS- I’m not really HR, I’m just teasing you.
PSS- If you don’t tell anyone I wipe my hands on my jeans when we’re out of paper towels in the restroom I *might* not tease you about not wearing blue; however, I will tease you about the Noles thing.
Baby-blue-less frog here. I would never think of wearing anything other than garnet and gold on FSU Noles day. Having such a thing suggested is offensive. #FrogsHaveFeelings2