1) “Hey boss lady, I just cut my fingers off on the meat slicer”.
2) “No, I don’t drink on the job… all the time. Only when the bar customers buy me drinks.”
3) “It’s Friday night, we’re slammed, but I have a date and can’t make it in.”
5) “My doctor said I won’t be contagious in a few days… do you want me to keep prepping the salads or should I go home?”
6) “I know I’m off today, but my probation officer is swinging by the restaurant for lunch, can you just tell him I’m washing dishes in the back?”
7) “Last night was wild, I think I’m still drunk. Oh well, time to use the dough mixer.”
8) “Aren’t bartenders allowed to give their friends free drinks?”
9) “These shoes are cute, the no-slip restaurant shoes make my feet look fat.”
10) “I think I lost my eyebrow piercing in the marinara sauce?”
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