Earlier today Mr. Mohawk was concerned that another tape measure has gone missing. This isn’t an isolated incident. One Fat Frog has lost a lot of tape measures in the ongoing struggle to deliver the best service in restaurant equipment. The tape measures know the risk when they sign on, but it’s still hard to move on sometimes after your best tape measure disappears into the nether region of the warehouse.
To pour salt on Mr. Mohawk’s metaphorical wound, our in-house finance manager explained how he use to take his dad’s tape measure, pull out the entire length of the tape, and let it snap back at full speed. Back when the finance manager was a kid (approx. 65 years ago), tape measures could take this kind of abuse. Nowadays, the cheapo measures being manufactured would lose their little metal clip under that kind of speed.
After the finance manager’s story of tape measure abuse, Mr. Mohawk grew quite suspicious of him. Was this man, this finance manager, the culprit? Is our finance manager swiping Mr. Mohawk’s tape measures and taking them back to his vile chamber of torture to pull them out and snap them back?!?!?! Probably not. One Fat Frog’s staff of technicians are always borrowing Mohawk’s tape measures – they’re always busy out there!
Why are they so busy? Because they’re the only in-house staff of technicians in the state! You won’t find service like this anywhere else!
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