So Mr. IT Guy says, ” I will be back in a few, I’m running to Walgreen’s to get an <drumroll pleasE> Arizona Ice Tea. ” He is trying to run out, I can see him running away.
I reply, “wait a minute, I’ll take one.” He comes back, I give him the $5 bill. He turns around, trying to sprint away.
But wait… it’s Mr. Bossman. “Wait, where are you going?”
<insert Mr. IT Guy trying to run out of office. He politely stops but you can tell he reeeeeeeeeally needs to go get his ice tea fix >
“Oh wait, I’ll take something.”
“I want some honey roasted cashews” <gives Mr. IT GUY the moolah who starts to run away for the ? 3rd time?>
“And I don’t want pieces, no pieces, I only want whole.”
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Mr. IT Guy comes back, looking a bit stressed, “Hey, uhmmmm…. well, uhhhh, <he is nervous about telling Mr. Bossman something> well, so I have some bad news, they didn’t have any Cashew pieces, they only came in wholes, so I hope you’re okay with that.”
He’s dead serious.
Mr. Bossman calculates for a moment, then says, “okay, I only wanted Wholes anyway.”
Problem solved and we’re all back in Arizona Ice Tea for the Afternoon.
DISCLAIMER: Mr. IT Guy is not fully Mr. IT Guy, he does not own rights to the persona should when and if the movie comes out. When the film version comes up we are offering first rights of leading role of Mr. IT Guy to either Tom Hanks or McLovin. Mr. IT Guy and McLovin share the same glasses.